Cinemax Porn


It’s after 1:00am on a Saturday night.. I’m quite oblivious to what’s happening on TV, until I see the usual barrage of Cinemax porn on My TV.. Fortunately, on this particular Saturday night at 1:00am – I have no idea what this porn click is called and thankfully I really don’t care..

Anyone want to try to explain Cinemax porn to Me??

It’s basically the same kind of porn I’ve seen hundreds of times.. It’s that kind of porn that has the same basic premise:

– There’s some sort of storyline wherein our actors and actresses find themselves unusually attracted to each other.. The milkman and the housewife.. The sandwich delivery girl and the husband..

– Kiss, kiss, kiss.. Show a leg and start peeling the clothes off..

– Instant Boobies..

– The guys will then eventually get topless..

– More kiss kiss kiss…

– Fondle fondle fondle..

– Moan moan moan..

– An extremely well-lit bedroom or office awaits while the camera pans on the boobies with excessive groping and gyrating bodies..

– Moaning gets louder, more frequent..

– More gyrating, more boobies, closed eyes now..

– Screaming, grunting, screaming, grunting, claw claw clawing then the illusionary “woosh”… Badda-bing-badda-boom, the scene is done, the clothes get back on and all characters casually proceed back to their “roles” in the kitchen or in the office with the incredible amount of double entendres just to make it more “seductive..”

People actually like watching this stuff??

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